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Slow Down, You're Eating Too Fast

Slow Down, You're Eating Too Fast

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Mar 24, 2022
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The Simpsons: YouTuber Recreates Homer Eating Through New Orleans

Hey Thursday subscribers,

I have a friend, let’s call him “Speedy.” I’ve known Speedy for a long time and he always warns you, when you sit down to eat with him, that he eats really fast. The thing about it is that you never see it happening. You’re having a conversation and then, POOF, his food is totally gone. He’s not only a fast eater, he’s an invis…

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