A.G. Newsletter #9: Barbuto, Annisa & Eleven Madison Park
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Hey Subscribers, I think my parents are trying to kill me. You laugh, but these things happen (haven't you read any ancient Greek tragedies? Like "Medea"?) Those ancient Greeks used swords and spears to kill their children; my parents use food. They're fattening me up and then they're going to sell me to some weird cult that eats fattened gay Jews while watching "The Sound of Music." I'm serious!
A.G. Newsletter #9: Barbuto, Annisa & Eleven Madison Park
A.G. Newsletter #9: Barbuto, Annisa & Eleven…
A.G. Newsletter #9: Barbuto, Annisa & Eleven Madison Park
Hey Subscribers, I think my parents are trying to kill me. You laugh, but these things happen (haven't you read any ancient Greek tragedies? Like "Medea"?) Those ancient Greeks used swords and spears to kill their children; my parents use food. They're fattening me up and then they're going to sell me to some weird cult that eats fattened gay Jews while watching "The Sound of Music." I'm serious!